Taking from where i left on my Non-Devdasical bent of mind here's another grievance call this time from your Towel. He's a bit more indirect and hence just highlights the pros and cons and leaves it to you for taking notice. Hope you like it....
Yours Cleanfully, Fluffy Towel....
I am the useful Fluffy Towel,
Use me when you are sweaty or wet
I’l wipe your face nice and clean,
Not a trickle of dirt left, I can bet
Women prefer me soft and wooly
In scarlet red, yellows or baby pink.
For men I come in whites and blues
Pink only if gay, I say with a wink!
I am happy if used only by girls,
For they always stay so clean and fresh.
They wrap me till I am tight and close
Don’t ask me more coz I will blush;)
With guys I am like their underwear.
Their bath’s half-done, still I rub them clean
They leave me unattended on the bed,
Almost like a mop! Oh they are so mean.
I usually last a year or two,
Ladies buying me in sets of three.
For guys only once I am ripped apart;
Lest I rest in peace or given for free.
